{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-candle","title":"Dungeon Crawler Candle","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDUNGEON CRAWLER CANDLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a Legendary Item \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsumable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes in Two Sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLighting the wick of this candle releases an area of fragrance specifically designed to replicate the scent of... a dungeon crawler?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDid the people who designed this actually stop to consider what someone smells like after crawling through a dungeon, fighting monsters, and generally making questionable decisions??\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you have ANY idea what these people go through?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever. Notes of cotton, worn leather, gunpowder, and a generous splash of toilet-grade moonshine combine to bring the unmistakable aroma of a dungeon-crawling anarchist right into your home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause let's be honest, they're probably not making it out alive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMight as well enjoy the smell while you can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE SCENT PROFILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA rugged, unconventional blend of:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCotton:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A clean, familiar softness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorn Leather:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rich, rugged, and well-traveled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGunpowder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Smoky, sharp, and volatile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToilet-Grade Moonshine:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 180 proof, dungeon grade spirits that might singe your nose hairs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE ITEM DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured soy and beeswax blend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrackling wooden wick for an immersive candle experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo paraffins or phthalates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReusable Pink glass tumbler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for fantasy readers, Dungeon Crawler Carl fans, gamers, and anyone with questionable taste in survival plans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA NOTE FROM THE SYSTEM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're preparing for the next dungeon floor, settling in for a reading marathon, or simply trying to make your home smell like a barefoot man and his talking cat, this item is ready for deployment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is independently created, fan-inspired merchandise and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by the author, publisher, or rights holders of Dungeon Crawler Carl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Card Board Tables","offers":[{"title":"3oz","offer_id":53408277922074,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10oz","offer_id":53408277954842,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/4156\/1114\/files\/DCCSmall.png?v=1794278493","url":"https:\/\/467954-45.myshopify.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-candle","provider":"Card Board Tables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}